Today, my poor hand looks like this: You know, I toyed with the idea of setting this photo just a little smaller, so as not to offend my more sensitive viewers, but then I realized at least one in ten of my friends’ Facebook statuses mentions cleaning up the vomit of a child or similar…
Author: Kay at Blue Speckled Pup
I spend my weekdays days teaching junior high fashion and fitness courses. I spend the rest of my life making up recipes and ignoring my measuring cups, singing, dancing, writing, and making dinosaur noises.
I'm clumsy, passionate, spontaneous, and rather ridiculous. Luckily for me, I am married to a wonderful man who balances me perfectly. We live in Alberta, Canada, with two lovely dogs and one dumb cat.
Bruised and Bandaged
Hi. I am counting the hours until I can take off the bandages tomorrow (16) and coming up with bad jokes about my bruising. Between the purple and the puffy, my poor paw is pretty pathetic. You’ll be relieved to know my alliterations are so far unaffected. I don’t recall being this bruised last time,…