Damn You, Home and Garden Television

I love my little house. It’s just the right size for me and the hairy beasts, Leroy and Sherman. It sits pertly in a great little neighbourhood in an excellent location for resale and rental potential. Great big honking trees line the avenue in front. My bedroom is rich pink, like the belly of a…

Mammal Mondays: A Stegosaurus Scandal

Okay, before folks start emailing to inform me that a stegosaurus is, in fact, a reptile and therefore does not technically qualify for Mammal Mondays, let me explain. The mammal involved here is my cat, Leroy, the drooly fellow who really is the dumb blonde of this house. Regular readers will remember Stanley, the giant…