Dressing Up for the Show!

Today is an awards ceremony for the kids at our school who have that little something special. We’re recognizing the students who may not lead a team or achieve academic honours, but remain valued contributors to our school. I am a guest presenter at this illustrious event, which is rather like the Oscars but in…

Harnessing Farts

Every day of my life in the dollhouse, I’m in grave danger of gas poisoning. The gas that threatens me doesn’t leak from the stove or billow near the floor in the furnace room. It doesn’t seep from the hot water tank and it isn’t even generated when I mix poorly labelled cleaning supplies. Let…