Some Assembly Required?

Ladies, we need to talk. A plague is sweeping the nation, indeed, sweeping the planet: we are the only ones who can save our species from the downhill skid our women are leading. It’s a sad time for females. Luckily, I’m not afraid to speak up. Maybe I’m just overly sensitive, but I feel like…

Elopement Photos, Group One

One thing about eloping is that people know you got hitched, but they are completely in the dark about the details. Only a handful of people were there to see The Electrician and I tie the knot, and the people who found out about it after the fact have been making up their own mental…