Like all predators at the top of the food chain, Stevie, my golden mystery snail, takes great pains to ensure no competitors challenge her for her dinner. The animal kingdom functions on a system of dominance and supremacy. Little does Stevie know, since I don’t think snails have brains as such, that she IS the…
Category: Meandering to the Beat of My Own Cowbell
Do These Earrings Make My Lobes Look Fat?
On Christmas Eve, The Electrician hid a pair of blue topaz earrings in my Advil bottle, then suggested strongly (and repeatedly) that it must be almost time for a dose of painkiller. I have joked with him since that it’s a very lucky thing I turned the lights on in my bedroom before taking my…
Blue Speckled Pup 