Prairie Lobster

I bought myself a fancy new gel moisturizer yesterday, from Kiehls, which is supposed to be the best stuff on earth for people with problem skin. In the world of sensitive complexions, my skin is the one sobbing and choking on her own snot in the corner when she thinks someone might have possible looked…

Mr. Tough Guy

While I earned my teaching degree, I worked at a major grocery store chain in the university area. My apartment was so close to the store that I walked if my shift ended at a decent time, or if it was 15% Tuesday and I knew there was no way I could get a parking…