Plumber Crack

I was nearly beside myself when I found out that Nintendo was re-releasing the original Super Mario Brothers games for the Wii. It seemed like something I dreamed, like Mario was coming to visit, planning to clean my house and bake me a black forest cake. The only thing better would have been Patrick Swayze…

Six Good Reasons To Take a Bubble Bath

Because my bathroom renovation is still chugging along on that long, arduous stretch of lonely highway between “before” and “after,” today I’m discussing the best reasons for each and every person out there to indulge in a bubble bath. In an interesting Freudian slip, I first typed “today I’m disgusting” in the last sentence. It’s…