I wore new pants to school today. These weren’t just any old pants, but were the proof of a bit of victory for me. I bought the new pants, capris to be exact, right before school started. At that time, they were a schooch too tight and did not flatter my –ahem– assets the way…
Category: Sometimes I’m Lame
Swimsuit Shopping
When I hauled my sorry carcass to the pool Thursday morning, it became all too obvious that my swimsuit was nearing the end of its natural lifespan. Long story short, it’s getting a little too stained glass window, and I notice that it doesn’t keep Cyndi Lauper syndrome reliably in check: no girls, you most…
Blue Speckled Pup 