Shoe Thief

I steal The Electrician’s shoes all the time. It’s his fault because he leaves them here, one ginormous pair at the back door. I think they originally showed up for him to wear while he’s helping me renovate my bathroom, so he doesn’t ruin his “good” black Vans. The Electrician’s shoes rule the back porch….

Momma was Right

Remember all those things your mother told you as a kid? Do you also remember all the times you poo-pooed what your momma said, because it couldn’t possibly be good advice. You know you do. When I was a kid, fruit cocktail was a treat for certain desserts. For some reason, there always seemed to…