Today I did something dumb. Actually, it was less dumb that is was classic me, scattered and thinking about too many things at one time. My problem is that I forget things everywhere. I lose stuff like a bird molts feathers. I lose stuff like that guy on the stool in the corner of the…
Category: Sometimes I’m Lame
Misadventures in Dentistry, Part 1: Farewell Eyeteeth
There are few things I hate without adequate reason. I hate high squealy noises (that kid in Walmart who has decided that he needs that super-intergallactic-robot-dizzy-bake-oven or he will die) because they make the insides of my ears burrow further toward my brain. I hate spiders because they have more legs than any living thing…