My Not Sexy Phone Call to Visa

My new Visa card arrived in the mail today. This is a good thing, since my previous Visa expired on the last day of January. My all-new ultra-secure card arrived with a chip, a PIN, and a purse sized doberman to tear out the throat of any loser who threatens me with credit card fraud…

The Funk Buster

Ooooh, I am in a funk tonight. It’s like the monstrous throbbing pimple that has been my mood all week has finally finished brewing and has splatted on the bathroom mirror. I would like to beat the stuffing out of all my pillows with a tennis racquet, or maybe my big metal whisk since I…