Prairie Lobster

I bought myself a fancy new gel moisturizer yesterday, from Kiehls, which is supposed to be the best stuff on earth for people with problem skin. In the world of sensitive complexions, my skin is the one sobbing and choking on her own snot in the corner when she thinks someone might have possible looked…

What Happened?

I’m downstairs in my spare bedroom as I type this, walking my dog on his treadmill. Truthfully, I’d love to take him outside for a spin, but it’s currently -36 with the windchill in my city, and neither the dog nor I have enough hair to cope with that kind of cold. Sometimes Sherman’s treadmill…