I felt virtuous because I decided to do a load of laundry before I went to bed, even though it was well after ten on a school night. I just don’t feel right if I don’t have clean pink clothes, and I have enough stuff in various shades of pink that it requires its own…
Category: Simply Not Cool
Misadventures in Dentistry, Part 1: Farewell Eyeteeth
There are few things I hate without adequate reason. I hate high squealy noises (that kid in Walmart who has decided that he needs that super-intergallactic-robot-dizzy-bake-oven or he will die) because they make the insides of my ears burrow further toward my brain. I hate spiders because they have more legs than any living thing…