My Not Sexy Phone Call to Visa

My new Visa card arrived in the mail today. This is a good thing, since my previous Visa expired on the last day of January. My all-new ultra-secure card arrived with a chip, a PIN, and a purse sized doberman to tear out the throat of any loser who threatens me with credit card fraud…

Deflated

Imagine blowing up a balloon, pinching the neck between your thumb and pointer finger, and then abruptly letting it go. That’s what happened to me yesterday morning while I was teaching grade 10 English. I didn’t actually flap wildly around the room making a rude sound and land totally flaccid in the corner, but I…