The Electrician is a man’s man. He sports a full beard and has for years, and wears a hard hat and steel-toed safety boots at work. His favorite bands are Led Zepplin and Lynryd Skynrd, and he immediately tosses the straws out of his beverages at restaurants because he says straws, particularly the bendy ones,…
Scheming
My Halloween costume this year will be truly fantastic. I’m not saying a thing until after the fact, because I don’t think you’ll really be able to appreciate my plan until after liftoff. All will be revealed, my friends, so don’t lose hope. I love Halloween. Since the first time my mother made me a…