Gift Wrapping Post-Op

Today, my poor hand looks like this: You know, I toyed with the idea of setting this photo just a little smaller, so as not to offend my more sensitive viewers, but then I realized at least one in ten of my friends’ Facebook statuses mentions cleaning up the vomit of a child or similar…

Bruised and Bandaged

Hi. I am counting the hours until I can take off the bandages tomorrow (16) and coming up with bad jokes about my bruising. Between the purple and the puffy, my poor paw is pretty pathetic. You’ll be relieved to know my alliterations are so far unaffected. I don’t recall being this bruised last time,…