The summer flu/cold combo of doom is currently kicking my butt with gusto, and he’s wearing broken glass studded, weighted combat boots made from the skins of Persian kittens, which are neatly laced with the ribbons from little girls’ Easter hair dos. Those poor girls in their frilly dresses must now choke on strands of…
Tag: frustration
Damn You, Home and Garden Television
I love my little house. It’s just the right size for me and the hairy beasts, Leroy and Sherman. It sits pertly in a great little neighbourhood in an excellent location for resale and rental potential. Great big honking trees line the avenue in front. My bedroom is rich pink, like the belly of a…