Worst Date of My Life

This is another of the weird true stories from my odd little life that I affectionately refer to as “blog fodder.” Like a friend said to me about many of my tales, “You couldn’t make this stuff up.” Years ago, I gave my number at a bar (bad idea, very bad idea) to a guy…

Threadbare

My stitches were removed today! I sound excited about this recent development, but the removal was pretty uncomfortable since my hand had become pretty attached to those blue threads on a cellular level. Interestingly, my GP was surprised that I’m still so bruised and swollen two weeks after surgery. I’ve always been a slow healer,…