Three Dollars I’ll Never See Again

Last summer, a few weeks before I moved into the dollhouse, I bought rosebushes at Canadian Tire. Cue the cringing by dedicated gardeners everywhere. I realize that I could have gone to a real greenhouse, a trusted merchant of green and growing things, to buy my roses. Generally speaking, I kill more plants than Roundup,…

Cleaning Won’t Kill You (Maybe)

Bad things happened in my kitchen last night. Read on and be warned that it could happen to you, too. I had some lunch dishes that were forgotten, and had become rather Chia Pet-esque in the time I accidentally left them to sit. This is, unfortunately, a regular thing. I get too busy tackling school…