I Think I’ll Take Up Tapdancing

I am pleased to report that my former deadbeat tenant, who I wrote about recently having to evict for failing to pay rent, has departed. She left Thursday night, which was great because the legal notice I served her specified she had to be out by noon on Friday. I’m glad I didn’t have to…

The Rules of Snail Keeping

Yesterday, I introduced you to Stevie, my golden mystery snail. Thanks to the magic of Google, I’ve learned quite a bit about snail-keeping, and I feel compelled to share the choicest tidbits with you. A “golden mystery snail” is the name given by aquarium stores to a range of apple snails that are a yellow…