I get lost all the time. I take “alternate” routes quite often, almost always because I miss a turn or three and have to meander my way to the destination instead of striking a direct path. Today, I was leaving Calgary during morning rush hour, about to embark on the sixish hour journey to the…
Tag: my weird life
Murder in Cold Blood, if Spiders Actually Had Blood
Did you know spiders have no muscles? Instead, their limbs function on a system of arachnid hydraulics, or something close to that. The complicated locomotion of spiders, though, doesn’t stop them from being utterly disgusting. I’m not going to pretend to tolerate spiders. I hate the nasty things. When I went downstairs the other night to…