The first thing I do every morning is let the dog out. Next, I feed Leroy, a task promoted to the top of my to-do list because if he doesn’t have kibble there is no way I can empty my bladder in peace. Some days I wake up so bleary and exhausted I forget to…
Tag: my weird life
Buckets of Greens
As I’ve mentioned, I’m turning thirty next month. It’s a big number that freaks me out. Don’t comment that 30 is the new 20, or some other goop, because I’m still going to feel anxious about having my next birthday. I don’t think I’m worried about being old, per se, but I feel like being…