I have to work, but please enjoy this puppy.

I am swamped under schoolwork tonight, and being the responsible adult that I am, I shall tend to the needs of my paid job. In the meantime, please enjoy this photo of Sherman the day I brought him home. This is the photo I look at when he’s been bad and I’m thinking of making…

Harnessing Farts

Every day of my life in the dollhouse, I’m in grave danger of gas poisoning. The gas that threatens me doesn’t leak from the stove or billow near the floor in the furnace room. It doesn’t seep from the hot water tank and it isn’t even generated when I mix poorly labelled cleaning supplies. Let…