First, before I explain my fabulous weekend plans, let me add to yesterday’s post by stating that ingesting the little packet in my turkey jerky would have also caused a non-specified digit to drop off, leaving me a nine-fingered teacher. The scenario just seems worse and worse, doesn’t it? Good thing I didn’t eat it….
Author: Kay at Blue Speckled Pup
I spend my weekdays days teaching junior high fashion and fitness courses. I spend the rest of my life making up recipes and ignoring my measuring cups, singing, dancing, writing, and making dinosaur noises.
I'm clumsy, passionate, spontaneous, and rather ridiculous. Luckily for me, I am married to a wonderful man who balances me perfectly. We live in Alberta, Canada, with two lovely dogs and one dumb cat.
Do Not Eat!
I bought a package of turkey jerky last week for a low fat, sugar free snack. I also really wanted to have a food in my cupboard that rhymes. These things are hard to find; after all, how many of us own a…um…beef wreath? Yeah, I realize that’s only near-rhyme. How about a puck of…