Speckles and Freckles and Dots

There is a old Southern saying, “Prettier than a speckled pup.”  I first heard it on Oprah and I’ve always loved it.  I grew up in a small Alberta town, so I’m not exactly a southern belle, and I’ve never had sweet tea, but I love some of the cutesy turns of phrase that are…

Spiderzilla!

I felt virtuous because I decided to do a load of laundry before I went to bed, even though it was well after ten on a school night.  I just don’t feel right if I don’t have clean pink clothes, and I have enough stuff in various shades of pink that it requires its own…