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There are things in life we do despite being sane, educated individuals. Although we know that suffering is imminent, we continue to engage in things that are pleasant at the time but we know we will pay far more than the enjoyment is worth in the end. Some examples of pleasant but (eventually) punishing things…

Reluctantly Vertical

Oh man, do I ever want a nap right now. It’s Tuesday night, my brain is about as useful as that stanky slop, which probably used to be food, mouldering away in your fridge. Honestly, my brain is more like the actual fuzzy mould that’s growing in that plastic container: calling my grey matter slop…