I Got the Lease Breaking Blues (Cue the Saxophone)

Because I don’t have enough to worry about already this week as report cards breathe down my neck, my tenant informed me unceremoniously that she is moving to another city and will be leaving this time next week, and that she will be a week late with her November rent. To add to the elegance,…

Uterine Saga Part Seven: The Aftermath

At long last, here I am at the final chapter of the story of my evil uterus Augustine, who was banished to a place far, far away, almost four years ago. If you haven’t read the previous chapters, I recommend starting at the beginning. Part One: The Back Story Part Two: Full Revolt Part Three:…