First, before I explain my fabulous weekend plans, let me add to yesterday’s post by stating that ingesting the little packet in my turkey jerky would have also caused a non-specified digit to drop off, leaving me a nine-fingered teacher. The scenario just seems worse and worse, doesn’t it? Good thing I didn’t eat it….
Do Not Eat!
I bought a package of turkey jerky last week for a low fat, sugar free snack. I also really wanted to have a food in my cupboard that rhymes. These things are hard to find; after all, how many of us own a…um…beef wreath? Yeah, I realize that’s only near-rhyme. How about a puck of…
Blue Speckled Pup 