Mammal Mondays: A Creepy Kind of Love

Lest you think The Electrician is all mushy romance, please be advised he brought me a box of body parts last week. Technically, the random bits of carcass were for this dude: In the interest of further clarity, and before you think my sweetie is a serial killer or a surgeon specializing in amputations who…

Our Little Secret

Please don’t tell my surgeon, but I just put the first coat of paint on my bathroom walls and ceiling. I suppose that if he found out what I’ve been up to, he’d smack me with a roll of gauze. I did the base coat on Friday night, since I’m an absolute party animal this…