Seriously, Ovaries?

I saw the doctor yesterday to get the results of my recent pelvic ultrasound, which was scheduled after lingering pain in what felt like my ovary, and suspicion that I’d ruptured an ovarian cyst. I had a cyst at least once before that grew to the size of a ping-pong ball, so I wasn’t too…

Ouch, Bah, and Seriously?

I know you wonderful people have been dropping by all week to read the latest news from the dollhouse, since I can see how many people stop by each day, and I can often see what brought new readers here, like web searches or links from other writers. Thanks for checking in with us, and…

The Five Year Anniversary

Yesterday was the fifth anniversary of my hysterectomy. If you’re new here and haven’t read my story, or if you feel like revisiting my epic journey to escape a life of servitude under a horrid dictator named Augustine, you can start reading the saga here. My decision to share my experience of undergoing life-changing surgery…

Crashing the Men’s Room

Every time I go to a busy public place, I run into the same problem. Part of the issue is my pathetic bladder, which, since it no longer has a uterus to prop it up, tends to complain if it isn’t emptied way too many times a day. It’s rather like using a waterglass for…

Uterine Saga Part Seven: The Aftermath

At long last, here I am at the final chapter of the story of my evil uterus Augustine, who was banished to a place far, far away, almost four years ago. If you haven’t read the previous chapters, I recommend starting at the beginning. Part One: The Back Story Part Two: Full Revolt Part Three:…

Uterine Saga Part Five: The Road to Freedom

This is the next installment in the story of why I chose to have a hysterectomy at age 25. Readers who have just arrived will want to click on the “uterus” tag at the bottom of this post to go back to the beginning and read parts one through four to catch up. I’m sharing…

Uterine Saga Part Four: The IUD (Insanely Unpleasant Disaster)

I sent my uterus, Augustine, away at 25 years old. She was a terrible houseguest, left a mess, and raised hell most days, and she just couldn’t stay here anymore. This is the next part of the saga, but if you haven’t read parts one, two, or three yet, I suggest you read those first….

Uterine Saga Part Three: Gynecologist Fails

I’m setting a goal to finish this series before I go back to school in the middle of August, so here’s the next segment in the story of my uterus and why I sent her packing. If you’re new or need review, you can read part one and part two of the uterine saga to…

Uterine Saga Part One: The Back Story

I am 28 and I have no uterus. I had a total hysterectomy at age 25 in a last-ditch effort to resolve unbearable, daily pain that had gone on for close to three years, on top of over a decade of hellish girly bits issues. I chose to undergo major surgery instead of continuing on…