In many circles, it’s in poor taste to show up at a person’s house with a surprise pet. In the same circles, returning something borrowed with a little something in it, like a casserole in a borrowed roasting pan, is an encouraged gesture. Something right at the crossroads of these guidelines happened to me this…
Tag: my weird life
Prairie Lobster
I bought myself a fancy new gel moisturizer yesterday, from Kiehls, which is supposed to be the best stuff on earth for people with problem skin. In the world of sensitive complexions, my skin is the one sobbing and choking on her own snot in the corner when she thinks someone might have possible looked…
Blue Speckled Pup 