Lest you think The Electrician is all mushy romance, please be advised he brought me a box of body parts last week. Technically, the random bits of carcass were for this dude: In the interest of further clarity, and before you think my sweetie is a serial killer or a surgeon specializing in amputations who…
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Do These Earrings Make My Lobes Look Fat?
On Christmas Eve, The Electrician hid a pair of blue topaz earrings in my Advil bottle, then suggested strongly (and repeatedly) that it must be almost time for a dose of painkiller. I have joked with him since that it’s a very lucky thing I turned the lights on in my bedroom before taking my…
Blue Speckled Pup 